Conclusions from Day 3:
1. Kibum should sleep with anyone he wants to anytime he wants to, because he has perfect genes and should be generous in spreading them. So fucking hot, man. Go forth and have sex!
2. Heechul is bisexual.
3. Certain SuJu members are not virgins, but taking the time to recollect which ones we mentioned is too hard and I'm short on time.
Relating to that was an incident from today, Day 7:
Awesome Asian Boy (aka Wang Bing) flipped through one of my fan magazines, stopped on a pin-up of Kibum, and exclaimed, "Wow! Great genes! Very good-looking!" Michelle and I flipped out. I pointed at the next page and asked about Siwon, but he only thought Kibum was amazing. Oh man, you guys, you know Kibum's got godly genes entitling him to any sex he wants to when even geeky Chinese boys thinks he's hot.
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